Depmates. And more. :|

These chats are strictly, only, fully and completely falling within examination time.


Aditi: thanx for me waking up

i have read 5 lines to be precise

:(

me: i myself just woke up

so i thought ill check on u

Aditi: kya log hain yaar hum

me: woh chhod

ab aise paida hue to hue

achcha bhaat band aur padhai shuru.....

Aditi: haanbye

me: bye


Aditi: yaar kuch nahi hua

10:56 AM me: have barely begun

whens the test?

Aditi: shayad 5 30

me: i thought its in the morn

10:57 AM serious load ho raha hai

tune kitna kiya?

Aditi: chal padhte hain

5 sections

tune?

10:58 AM me: maine kuch nahi kiya hai yaar

shit

padhai!

shit shit shit

bye

Aditi: bye

Aditi: kuch padha?

plz dont say no

1:41 AMme: very very very little

aur abhi mood bhi bilkul nahin hai

Aditi: same here

1:42 AMlets pray to god that tomorrow is a better day

me: today was an UTTER waste

Aditi: COMPLETE WASTE!!

6:59 PM me: oye

i slept till now

Aditi: abhi so kar uthi hun yaar

shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

7:00 PM me: same here

Aditi: how do we do same things together!!!

7:01 PM but ho jayega naa yaar

me: hopefully

jyaada nahi hai

abhi karte hain

Aditi: ya

7:25 PM

Aditi: yaar nahi padhna

:(7:26 PM

me: kha peeke

shuru kar lena

7:27 PM Aditi: u started??

me: im taking a bath:|

7:28 PM Aditi: good

Aditi: so gayi

:(

me: thats better than makhana

your workshop is over?

Aditi: maine usme bhi makhaya

nahi gayi

sab gali de rahe hian

me: soyi nahi

and now i have practice

shit shit shit

theek hai

dekha jayega

7:39 PM Aditi: haan jitna ho sakta hai unta kar

cya

bye

me: bye

Aditi: shuru kiya?me: :|

me: oyestarted studying?Aditi: :(


Aditi: kiya?


me: shit



Aditi: slept



me: oye



Aditi: thr




me: :|Aditi: :|

Philosophy

I. Coming of Age, Emotions

me: i think i have come of age

:D

:P

:|

Vaibhav: hehehe

yes, and topping that realisation off with 3 quick smileys was so in character of your maturity

9:45 PM me: u are a smileyist!!!

i mean...

they are my emotions!

dont mock them!

Vaibhav: no no, i don't discriminate people on the basis of their choice in emoticons


II. Hypocrisy, Existence

9:46 PM me: but you dont like them

Vaibhav: :|

you do realise i use them myself

me: and yet u :| me

hmmm

i wonder what hypocrite means

wud u happen to have any idea?

9:47 PM

Vaibhav: yeah, we are all hypocrites

me: sigh

tich tich

in case u disapprove, say with me

tich tich

9:48 PM Vaibhav: my choice is 'tsk tsk'

me: or maybe tisk tich

the recipient will be confused!

Vaibhav: yes!

9:49 PM me: and then our life will be worth living
:|

that isnt trueVaibhav: er.. the part about life not being worth living or being worth living?

me: both are true

existence....sigh...


III. Existence (contd), Acceptance

9:50 PMVaibhav: yeah... and don't trivialize the triviality of your existence

me: nevah!

Vaibhav: nay, i say!

me: u say nay

9:51 PM and ill say
that rhymes

Vaibhav: yeah, all the time

me: all the time?

kinda boring for the rhyming words

but well they rhyme...u cant have everything

thats life

i suppose


IV. Suppositions, Compulsions, Conclusions

i suppose can be said anywhere right?

Vaibhav: having everything would totally suck ass

9:52 PM me: i suppose

:D

Vaibhav: yeah... its a filler... the tri-syllabic equivalent of the monosyllabic 'er'

me: its more versatile than it appears though

9:53 PM Vaibhav: i suppose so

me: once upon a time at veggies
A: so....what do u do?

B: i suppose

Vaibhav: :D

me: :D :D

hmmm i shall proceed to...

i dunno...

just

proceed

Fine then. I shall proceed.

Vaibhav: you have no choice but to proceed

and you reply with:

me: i suppose....i suppose!

Vaibhav: yay!

me: nay!

bey!

Vaibhav: no way :|

me: hahahahay!

9:55 PM

Vaibhav: you might as well part-ay!

me: ahem (ay)

goodnight!

Vaibhav: you too...

9:56 PM me: let the peace be with you

Vaibhav: and let the supposition be with you

me: i suppose

bye!

Vaibhav: bye!

Entertain me! Oh people!

The Guy here is a girl.
Just clarifying.

me: people want just just just two things

11:04 PM

Guy: which is..

me: food

and sex
cliched

but thats how we are biologically designed

and hormones play locha

Guy: hehe

me: we dont realize thats all we do

serious i am

Guy: hmm makes sense..

me: its for good procreation

Guy: im laughin over the way u r puttin it :P

me: how do animals know?

they mate

11:05 PM we mate with sophistication

in other words

complicated and convoluted and confused and twisted

Guy: hehe i knowwe r after all animals

:D

me: and the bigger problem is

most of us have food assured

so we dont have to worry about that

Guy: :)))))

me: so then god thought

hmm....how will they entertain themselves

Guy: hehehe

me: more importantly how will they entertain me!!!

so...

Guy: :)))

11:06 PM me: he made two genders

thats how adam and eve happened

:P

you know...

Guy: n made life hell for us for his amusement huh

hehe

perfect theory

Fast Forward. Girl talk. Teehee.
Not.
:-|

Guy: hmm talking always helps :) yaar life mein sabbb peace ho jata hai ultimately..

11:15 PM me: true
u rise from one level to another

its always from one crap to another

but crap is like food

Guy: :))

me: its initially tasty

then it goes in

get digested
gets old

becomes crap

then you dont eat it again

you eat new food

and make new crap

:|
this is crap.

thr?

one: thr be?

24 minutes

8:50 PM one:

38 minutes

9:28 PM me: thr

oi

oii

12:06 AM one: thr

12:07 AM oi

1:30 AM me: am now

:|

6:37 AM one: ?

thr now?

29 minutes

7:07 AM me: now?
yes.
ok.

this is very :|

9:47 AM one: :|

9:48 AM me: :|

one: :)

me: :D