Crap

Crap
Crap. It is THE shit.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Entertain me! Oh people!

The Guy here is a girl.
Just clarifying.

me: people want just just just two things
11:04 PM
Guy: which is..
me: food
and sex
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but thats how we are biologically designed
and hormones play locha
Guy: hehe
me: we dont realize thats all we do
serious i am
Guy: hmm makes sense..
me: its for good procreation
Guy: im laughin over the way u r puttin it :P
me: how do animals know?
they mate
11:05 PM we mate with sophistication
in other words
complicated and convoluted and confused and twisted
Guy: hehe i knowwe r after all animals
:D
me: and the bigger problem is
most of us have food assured
so we dont have to worry about that
Guy: :)))))
me: so then god thought
hmm....how will they entertain themselves
Guy: hehehe
me: more importantly how will they entertain me!!!
so...
Guy: :)))
11:06 PM me: he made two genders
thats how adam and eve happened
:P
you know...
Guy: n made life hell for us for his amusement huh
hehe
perfect theory

Fast Forward. Girl talk. Teehee.
Not.
:-|

Guy: hmm talking always helps :) yaar life mein sabbb peace ho jata hai ultimately..
11:15 PM me: true
u rise from one level to another
its always from one crap to another
but crap is like food
Guy: :))
me: its initially tasty
then it goes in
get digested
gets old
becomes crap
then you dont eat it again
you eat new food
and make new crap

:|
this is crap.

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